AnimaliaX

Posted By Nikki On Long Time Ago

This is just a test content, I couldn't think of anything else...

I Miss Being Naked

Blog by Kae On February 17,2009

And I miss you Kae too! Kaeos is recently in self-exile mode because of a medical condition. With her new blog we now can access through Kaeos' thoughts even though she's far away!!

transferring to other school has made me 24 pesos richer, but still broke.

Blog by Mershi On February 16,2009

Mershi discovers a "book pyramiding" scam in UM! But wait, Mershi is a paranoid. Is this for real or is this a product of Mershi's rabid imagination?

Salo

Blog by Elton On February 21,2009

Elton, not just a blasphemous pieces of bones but also a movie reviewer after all! Warning though for those non-Cebuano, non-Tagalog reader you will have a hard time understanding some sentences, but oh well,GO GO GO!

The Children of Imelda: Finding Dhords and Erik (part II)

Posted by Nikkiboy On Monday, July 13, 2009 2 Comments


Henry and I were staring at Max. Max is a Macbook, by the way. We were browsing over some scanned photos of the “past life” a.k.a. elementary pictures. I’ve seen ridiculous pictures before, but not as ridiculous as Henry’s collection. The 90’s children-wear was ugly not to mention the bad haircut: the bagol, the one-length, the (s)crew cut and many more. Because of that I would open another topic, a subtopic for The Children of Imelda Series, and I will call it, “The Children-wear of Imelda”.

Moving on, as we were browsing the photos that would spell out NOSTALGIA in all caps, I found a very familiar face, guess who? Yes the plane ticket girl in her single digit age, yes friends, the plane ticket girl was actually my classmate in Kinder II see the photo below…

Click the photo to feel the power!


Oh my fucking god, girl, my face was one hell of an evil child. You can actually conclude just by looking at my 6-year old face the dark forces living inside of me. This is no lie, at that young age, I go to school and go home ALONE! Yes, I was that "independent" or maybe I was just a neglected child. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

So after I discovered the plane ticket girl's presence in my Kindergarten II (9:00am-12:00noon) class picture I asked Henry, "Who's that girl?"


"Rhodora Picaza," Henry answered.


So I went to Friendster in search of Rhodora Picaza and found an abadoned Friendster profile with just one friend, so I click her friend and WADED in 15 pages worth of friends, I can't find "RHODORA". SO! I squinted my eyes and one-by-one I examined each and every human faces in thumbnails on the ugly interface of Friendster, and I found "Dhords", Rhodora Picaza...


Rhodora after 15 years...


And this was her first comment on Friendster:


See? She remembers me?! Who can't forget Jasper Nikki De La Cruz who finished as the 2nd honor of that Kindergarten class( Ela, my cousin, was the first, see how superior my genes are?)? HAHAHAHAHA. This again proves how accurate my memory bin is, I don't forgive and I don't forget. I may act like I've forgiven people from whatever damage they inflicted upon me, time will tell what time it is...

Well time for me to get back on track on what I was saying, I always wonder what is with my elementary school that people who once got "schooled" are always have this feeling of attachment with one another, certainly not with the water there(barely were the faucets worked), or the freaking 1.50 peso worth of burger (how can a burger cost 1.50?). But oh well, who cares!? We are, the children of Imelda...


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The Children of Imelda: Finding Dhords and Erik (part 1)

Posted by Nikkiboy On Tuesday, July 07, 2009 8 Comments


After three months of hiatus, I am back like I never blogged before! I was not able to post anything here since March since my summer was spent doing boring, tedious and carnal activities:I kept myself busy by finishing and replaying PS2 and PSP games in daytime and knocked myself unconscious after drinking gallons of alcohol and dancing, twirling in disco-houses at nighttime, and (with the right budget) rolling around the relatively safe streets of Davao City. Trust me, if you do these things for almost two months straight you'll find your IQ drop at least 10 points, your creativity will stop functioning, and everyday was just "another" day.

In fact I was so bored, I volunteered in cleaning and repainting a public school classroom, carried chairs, tables and water jugs all over the place and rode a pedicab while holding an untied plywood on its roof on the way to the school. It was messy and sweaty, but I liked it. There was even a time I was painting a plywood green (for it to transform into a blackboard) and I was ranting about my Grade IV experience when we were tasked by Ma'am Burigsay to paint her classroom just so we can all "experience" painting using a roller, in front of a class, while she was lecturing, not my own class but the other section's class. Senseless endeavor right? I mean, why would you---nevermind.

And as I was ranting so hard, I didn't know Ma'am Burigsay was just around. She was restlessly searching for something with her eyes in my direction, maybe she was seeking the source of the rant, maybe she didn't expect that the voice was coming from me, maybe she didn't expect for a 20-something kind of guy to be her former student . Hello Ma'am, it was a decade ago, I would never remain a child.
You thought I was serious joining this Brigada Eskwela thing?


There was also this one event that was a surefire blog entry but because I had to protect my friends' "dignities" I chose not to. It was my 21st birthday celebration (my debut for short) ,that was not celebrated under the supervision of my family and relatives. Armed with a hefty cash-bag granted by Erle Kenneth Deligero, the universe was ours to purchase. Now just imagine what happpened next...



Erle sent me one of these (I stole this picture in Dante's Facebook account)

Moving on, I am now in Diliman, Quezon City, and I won't blog about my life here, since I've got a lot of free time to do so. Today I would start to officially open a new gimmick for my blog. I call it, as the title of this blog stated, "The Children of Imelda Series". Magugpo Pilot Imelda Elementary School was the name of my primary school. Hence the "The Children of Imelda". So there are no political references here.

When we ride our planes, you know, the airplanes, those airplanes that fly? We buy tickets so that we can ride that thing that flies...The point is while I was "lukating" a ticket in Gmall, I was stunned. The plane ticket girl's face was so familiar I had a major headache for about 0.7 seconds trying to remember who was she and then I asked, Qui êtes-vous?

Just joking, actually as I was sitting down the chair to purchase a plane ticket, we were both equally stunned because of each other's face, trying to decode, where, when, how do we know each other. Because we knew, we knew each other. I then concluded that she was my schoolmate in Mangga, but as soon as I had my butt touching the chair (note: I was going slow-mo here, remember the 0.7 seconds?) she had this "shock and smile" look at her face and so was I. And because I was there as a customer and she was doing her job, I didn't bother to ask her name or go chika-chika with her.



"And so life continues, as matter does not disappear, and you are not the issue..."
-Matter, Josh Joplin Group

I already mentioned the use of Facebook here. Again, facebook did wonders for me! Erik Bulus added me up. Well, who was this Erik Bulus, he was my one-time classmate in elementary and I never saw him since 1999. Yes, friends during the ending parts of the 90's when Knowledge Power and Ernie Baron were predicting a global technological meltdown due to the Y2k bug-something, and Chris Jericho capitalizing this with the "Y2J" of his own. The moment he added me up, I grabbed the opportunity to catch up with him. This "Elementary Recollection Mission" is an Imelda-batch 2001-wide event, that as you read now, many of my kind are trying so hard to call each other and reunite what was once we are(yep, you read this right)...

I started this recollection mission together with Ryan and Genedel before the 2nd semester ended . And stretched out with me, Syvel and Ralph finding each other one boring, senseless, unimportant afternoon of our lives in the former Tri-Kids (kanto Misa) just to chat. And nothing more. Hannah, Lovely and Sahara also did this recently! I know non-Tagum natives will have a difficult time relating. So I would stop now.

So Erik and I met in Gateway Mall, and I was intimidated by his looks, the all black costume, with matching tribal-tribal necklace and he was wearing a very serious face. So I greeted him with "Ang payat mo na!" and he replied " Mataba ka!"

All black in a pink room, Erik please...

Because actually people do not change, they just added components. You see, change is an illusion, you know the thing that really happened that we confuse with "change", we call it "upgrade". The human's core was still there. And you would not show-off this "upgrade" of yours to your elementary friends. Why? Because as Genedel's version of a popular quote says, and I quote, "Your college friends know who you are, your high school friends know why, your elementary friends know why, who, and how."

It will be a great pretend if you apply your goth/rockstar/achiever/scientist/Marxist/cynical ideals to your elementary friend right. The core is all you need to properly communicate.

Erik, I and Ralph with his girlfriend ate at Pizza Hut and started talking about the basic things in life, mostly about girls and sex. HAHAHAHAHA. Aside from the common trip down the memory lane, Erik revealed one of the greatest discoveries on earth,

"Tambay tayo noon, tambay pa rin tayo hanggang ngayon?"

I, Erik and Dante were one of the bottom-dwelling students in the history of Imelda. With Dante being the most misunderstood one (char lang, bukhad ang atay aning uloha ni ron!). Dante was always scolded because he was a slob. Erik and Dante once was called by our adviser for disciplinary action because of a very sexually offensive event I wouldn't dare to share.

And where is Dante now? He owns two cars, and a member of the US Navy. Erik, he might be a wandering jobless nursing graduate today but he will fly soon to L.A. and has an eye for the Airforce, or Jollibee, or nursing, but he'll migrate soon.



There is nothing wrong with this picture, Dante's enormous head tilted this pic...

And me? Owhhhh...still here, a loser. Self-pity is actually not my forte, it is not even my activity but oh well, I'm in a deep insecure shit. And this will only be cured by sending me a John Lennon sunglasses of which Dante had promised almost a year ago. Dante, have a conscience! If I kill myself, you are the reason!


TO BE CONTINUED...(Unsa ko salida aron magpa-thrilling? Yes, I am)
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Cliché for The Moment in Time Pahabol!

Posted by Nikkiboy On Sunday, March 29, 2009 0 Comments
I overlooked this song! This is part of the house helpers/beerhouse songs, click here to read the previous entry about these kind of songs! Listen to your HEART! BABY!



Listen To Your Heart (slow) - Dht
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Disgracing Jose Rizal

Posted by Nikkiboy On Thursday, March 26, 2009 4 Comments



This is my final paper for my PI 100 class aka Jose Rizal...this is such a disgrace for our National Hero! (Pasensya-i ang wrong grammar galore)


Makamisa: Continuation

The Crossing of the Paths

Cecilia was alone, walking alone in the streets as she hated the crowd in their house. His brother Cecilio, almost her namesake, was the direct opposite of her character. Cecilio may be educated but he was uncivilized, savage and dumb. Cecilia, who grew under the sophisticated eyes of Doña Orang, was always graceful and she never did leak a single mistake from her actions. Cecilio always got into squabbles around town while Cecilia made all of the men hold their breath in lustful fascination.

Cecilia, again, was daydreaming of Ysagani as she walked on the streets with barbeque stalls all over the place. White smoke twirled around her direction and the air smelled of delicious spices and raw blood. Cecilia decided to buy some isaw, because she was somewhat hungry because of her dramatic gracing of the streets.

As the flesh inside of a chicken gut sizzled out with the every bite of Cecilia, a familiar voice almost choked her. Ysagani was shirtless because he was asked by his priest uncle to help the townspeople from digging a canal way.

Ysagani greeted Cecilia, but the latter could not reply. Her tongue was knotted from the site of the shirtless Ysagani, whose ectomorphic body structure was sparkling with beads of sweat.

“Cecilia, what are you doing here, alone?” Ysagani asked and for Cecilia felt his warm breathe push her face.

“Eating isaw?” Cecilia answered playfully, as she licked the sharp tip of the barbecue stick.

As the atmosphere became humid, the silence between Ysagani and Cecilia became stronger. They stared at each other, as both tried to decipher each other’s imagination.

“I thought you’re a decent woman, Cecilia.” Father Agaton appeared from behind a white smoke. “You’re a puta pala.”

“Watch your mouth, you’re a priest.” Ysagani defended Cecilia.

“What kind of a woman, talks to a shirtless guy in the street?” Father Agaton asked. “If I did not pass by here, you’re both going to…you know…go pastoral.”

Ysagani punched the face of Fr. Agaton right there and then. The people around were shocked that they held their breath and bulged their eyeballs. Fr. Agaton got a hold of nearby rattan chair and whacked it on the head of Ysagani.

Ysagani went dizzy for awhile but grabbed a long chair made of narra and threw it at Fr. Agaton, who dodged it. Fr. Agaton was about to slam the rattan chair on Ysagani but Ysagani speared with his shoulder the body of Fr. Agaton.

The barbeque owners started separating both men, such an ugly site for a priest to be violent, and a lowly worker to hit a priest. Nevermind the titles and the accolades of being a priest, that was Fr. Agaton without the pretense.

“We’re not finished yet!” declared Ysagani, who was restrained by Cecilia.

“Yes, we’re not.” Fr. Agaton said, whisking off all of the indios who was assisting him to stand up.

The Death of Father Agaton

Later the night, Cecilia was scolded by her parents and locked her up inside her room. The news spread out of the town, the news demonized Ysagani. Why would a monkey dare to hurt a divinely being? These indios are really half-human half-demon.

It was early dawn, the room of Fr. Agaton still had its lights on. Some of the nuns found it weird since Fr. Agaton couldn’t sleep with the lights on. One of the nuns, decided to open the room of Fr. Agaton, the room revealed a very huge bed, shaped like a heart and colored red. Persian carpets seemed to slither on the floor and various silk clothe dances all over the room like spider webs.

In the middle of the bed was Father Agaton, dead. His eyes were plucked out and her stomach wide open. His genitals were extracted and his kneecaps were crushed. The nun could only shout and then…faint.

The Blood Hunt

The local government declared a blood hunt that night. Even without a proper judicial process, Capitan Panchong declared Ysagani as the killer of Father Agaton. It was a political move, as most of the citizens were angered of the death of Father Agaton. It was a mindless murder. With this blood hunt, Capitan Panchong would smell like a hero, avenging the death of their beloved priest.

After hearing his father declaring Ysagani as the murderer, Cecilia went running, in her transparent night-gown that flaunted her well-shaped breast, to Ysagani’s house. The moon was full, and the night fog veiled the darkness of the night. Cecilia ran on foot and the wetness of the little grasses cleansed her feet.

Ysagani already knew the blood hunt against him. With the help of Don Tanukang, Ysagani will be escaping the town. Silvino was helping him pack his things on a bag made out of katsa. Cecilia came out bursting on Ysagani’s room.

Ysagani ran towards Cecilia. Cecilia was almost naked after her sweat made her nightgown invisible. Ysagani passionately kissed Cecilia, his tongue inserted itself unto her mouth. Cecilia sucked the tongue of Ysagani as Ysagani wiggled it around Cecilia’s mouth.

Cecilia climbed on Ysagani’s body by locking her legs around Ysagani’s pelvis. Ysagani banged Cecilia against the wall, producing a loud but soft creaking sound. Ysagani’s hand played around the smooth legs of Cecilia, and it went up and up until it reached his desired spot.

“Ehem…” Silvino reminded the lovers that he was with them all along. “Kuya Ysagani, let us run already, the boat is waiting.”

“I have to go Cecilia…” Ysagani then kissed Cecilia as if it would be their last.

“Bring me with you.” Cecilia said as he damped her lips on Ysagani’s neck.

“Sure.”

Silvino, Cecilia and Ysagani ran into the port with all their might.

Brother and Father

Don Panchong and his army were waiting on the port. It was the easiest escape route as the road exiting town was blocked after a landslide with rubbles and boulders. Silvino, Cecilia and Ysagani were crouching behind wooden barrels and wooden boxes.

“I will serve as a distraction.” Silvino declared.

“No, you might endanger your life.” Ysagani said.

“They won’t kill me.” Silvino said.

Silvino ran towards Don Panchong only to discover that Cecilio was with them. Cecilio was playing with his two eggs like a circus performer on top of the stacks o cargo.

“Here comes Silvino the wooden egg.” Cecilio teased. The soldiers and Don Panchong laughed.

“What are you all doing here?” Silvino asked.

“Hmmm…we’re waiting for Ysagani to come here.” Cecilio said, gripping one of his eggs until it burst slimy white fluids and yellow liquid, and it ran down Cecilio’s arm.

“Really?” Silvino asked.

“Yes.” Cecilio answered.

Doña Barang arrived on her private kalesa. Her servants brought with them large rattan fans and blew some air on the steaming Doña.

“You’re daughter is gone, again!” Barang fumed.

“Where the hell did she go again?” asked Panchong.

Ysagani and Cecilia crept on the shadows. However, a huge rat passed by Cecilia and it made her scream. They were caught.

“Cecilia, what are you doing?” Barang shouted.

“Ysagani…” Panchong breathed, ignoring her daughter. Panchong got himself a rifle and pointed it to Ysagani. Without any dramatic statements or speeches, Panchong pulled the trigger already.

Cecilia blocked the path of the bullet that was taking the trail towards Ysagani’s brain. After seeing her own sister giving on danger, Cecilio jumped from above to block the bullet that was about to screw it’s way into Cecilia’s head. Before Cecilio could land he was caught with the bullet on air, hitting him on the groin.

Cecilio lied on the ground as small fountains of blood squirted out of his groin.

“Cecilio, what did you do that?” Cecilia asked, with her kneeling and carrying his dying brother on her arms.

“I am your brother.” And Cecilio died.

“This is your fault Ysagani, you’re the reason why I killed my own son!” Don Panchong shouted, as Doña Barang was kneeling on the ground weeping.

Ysagani was pinned into the ground by the gwardiya-sibil, as Panchong unsheathes his jungle bolo. He would like to cut behead Ysagani.

“Stop!” Don Tanukang arrived. “What is this madness, Panchong!”

“Tanukang…” Panchong whispered. “So you are all behind of this Ysagani’s sweet escape.”

“Kill Silvino, Kill him…” Barang wept. “Eye for an Eye. Exodus 21:23-27, avenge our son; it was all Tanukang’s fault!”

“He’s got nothing to do with this!” Tanukang explained. “Kill me instead.”

“Be careful what you wish for…”Panchong hissed. “Kneel, Tanukang, I will give your want.”

Tanukang readily kneeled on the ground, staring at his son, who was tied with abaka rope by the guwardiya-sibil. Silvino’s mouth was inserted with a rag, so that he couldn’t scream.

Panchong raised his bolo and in a flash, Tanukang’s head went bouncing towards Ysagani. Silvino in a muted grief could any display his thickening veins on his neck to show his mourning.

“You’re crazy!” Shouted Ysagani and he wiggled on the ground, trying to escape from the five guwardiya-sibil which were on top of him. Cecilia was restrained by two other guwardiya-sibil.

“Die, Ysagani die!” Panchong raise his bolo as he was ready to stab the head of Ysagani. A loud bang was heard, and the head of Panchong explode, and pieces of her skull fell down on Ysagani. Everybody looked at the source of the gunfire.

Anday, with her daughter on her right arm and a pistol on her other hand, stood with dignity. Barang tried to attack Anday by picking up the bolo of her dead husband but was unsuccessful. Anday shot Barang on her gaping mouth, and the latter choked drowned with her own blood to death.

All of the guwardiya-sibil ran and was afraid of the bloody mess the port turned out to be.

Escape

Silvino, Cecilia, and Ysagani rode on the boat as Anday unties the boat from the port. Silvino, Cecilia and Ysagani were all silent, shocked and disturbed by this wild night.

“Here is my daughter, take care of her.” Anday said and gave her daughter to Cecilia, “Here is the money.”

Anday gave a lot of money, about 10,000 pesos inside a sack.

“Why did you help us?” Ysagani asked.

Anday did not answer, and she pushed the boat with her feet.

“I killed Father Agaton.” Anday answered, as the boat ran into the water away from her.


*photo of Rizal from jameslogancourier.org



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Papa Paolo

Posted by Nikkiboy On Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4 Comments

I found one of my "better" friends (better kay one level na lang kay "best" na! HAHAHAHA) is not mentioned in this blog. His name is Papa Paolo. He was once my co-blogger in the now defunct "redeemingmadness" and also one of the first people to read my thesis. Though, he's too busy nowadays with his life, my once ever-online YM buddy is seldom "online".

One day, I was browsing our rotting highschool batch forum, Papa Paolo starts a thread called "last chance to shine..., pasikat pud ta beh!!!" and posts several Youtube links of his musical adventures a.k.a. gigs (oh my god, mga groupies!).






These are the best comments from my highschoolmates in the said forum,

Jenelyn Yap:wow pao! grabe na imong career..nganong wala man ka naga sing sa hiskul?

Papa Paolo:hahaha! naga sing ko oi! wala lang mo kabalo! gg_laugh.1179969558.gif

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Trisha Lacandula:mag watch sa ko ha....

(And Trisha never posted anything ever again, ever)

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Brylle: and yes shamless self plugging aka self promotion is very addictive :) might wanna be careful pao...

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Papa Paolo:hahaha! wala oi... lingaw2x lang man ni. wala man pud mi kwarta pang praktis gud. waaaa

Glomark:hahha! gpractice na jud niay nimo imong vocal skills pol. :)

(Glomark is the very best friend of Paolo)

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    My idol since birth!
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